Sounds like a what?

in-my-mouth:

Luscious Lemon Slices

(via greeneyedgarnet)

(Source: ihatemydreads, via greeneyedgarnet)

c-u-m-b-e-r-b-a-b-y:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

#omg #what wait okay because au where jim and spock get stuck on earth #and spock has to grow his hair out human-style #and jim forces him to wear humourous t-shirts #(because they did save the earth. twice even.) #and jim sees him ruffling his hair and wearing the shirt one morning #and says ‘looking good’ (via thylaa)

go sit in the corner and think about what you have just done

(via squeesquee)

therealkristycarlisle:

Cinderella Suite at Walt Disney World

You have no fucking idea how much I want to stay in this room. I would sell my soul to stay a night in cinderella’s castle…4 real tho.

(via squeesquee)

plushestrumpest:

janecrockersbutt:

zillyh00:

feminist bro strider is my favorite thing

Feminist Bro is everyone’s favorite thing. 

(via therebelbunny)

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

(via squeesquee)

(Source: sunnymindfucker, via rayne-the-lesbian)

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

(via squeesquee)

falloutwookie:

I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this

(Source: mindsrebelatstagnation, via splendidstarkid)

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

(Source: hungarian, via constantlymovingintime)